WOW, I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Everyday I get emails telling me that I'll be given millions of dollars. These people have nothing better to do with their money so they all decided to give it to me. I can't wait for the money to get in my account so I can start spending. First I need a new car, then a real nice vacation house. Maybe I'll buy all the houses around me so I can have a huge yard, for the times that I'm actually at this house.

I really can't believe how lucky I am. Anyone want some? I'll share ;)